Parents and Computers

My parents are officially cooler than me.

My dad informed me that he has started attending lectures at the art gallery because its 60% women and 40% men; apparently half the men are gay so he can't lose.

My mom is out dancing the night away with a firefighter but not before she called me in a panic looking for her hairdryer and advice on what to wear.

As for myself, I am sitting at home admiring my new computer because its red and shiny.

On a side note, I officially hate Microsoft now. All through the monopoly issue, the slowness and buginess of Windows and blah blah, I was fairly indifferent, but now they want me to pay for Office after I dropped almost $2000 on a machine (including taxes) - I am flatout indignant and angry.